Travel all over the Australian countryside and you will encounter many a strange thing, these signs make for some of them. Thankfully, the good citizens of Oz are there to give you directions or ample warning as to what lurks just around the corner.
Whether it’s hitting the road, hitting the pub or even hitting the dunny, take heed of the signs and notices that Aussies have left (or kindly doctored) for you to stay safe and smiling.
And yes, these are all for real…
20 Stupidly Funny Australian Signs
1. Complete bull shark. Very dangerous
![funny bull sharks sign](https://www.australiantimes.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/funny-bull-sharks-sign.jpg)
2. Our men and women in blue have got you covered
![funny australia sign police crime](https://www.australiantimes.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/funny-australia-sign-police-crime.jpg)
3. We don’t call it a ‘thunderbox’ for nuthin
![funny toilet sign australia](https://www.australiantimes.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/funny-toilet-sign-australia.jpg)
4. McWhat?! Big up to Yass. Just don’t dare order the Happy Meal
![My Ass McDonalds](https://www.australiantimes.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/My-Ass-McDonalds.jpg)
5. What’s that Skip? Snow? In Australia? You’re taking the piste
![skiing kangaroo](https://www.australiantimes.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/skiing-kangaroo.jpg)
6. Get it right, postie! Jeez
![australia post sign funny](https://www.australiantimes.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/australia-post-sign-funny.jpg)
7. In Australia, everyone knows the cops have the best gear
![funny police speed sign australia](https://www.australiantimes.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/funny-police-speed-sign-australia.jpg)
8. The first to the scene of a road accident is always a cow
![stock on road sign australia](https://www.australiantimes.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/stock-on-road-sign-australia.jpg)
9. In Australia, we have drive-thru butchers (cows are everywhere!)
![falling rocks funny sign cow](https://www.australiantimes.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/falling-rocks-funny-sign.jpg)
10. We are also at the forefront of science
![funny aussie signs tenetrfield rock](https://www.australiantimes.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/funny-aussie-signs-tenetrfield-rock.jpg)
11. Australian tax payers’ money hard at work, right there. More of that science stuff
![rain sign funny australia](https://www.australiantimes.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/rain.jpg)
12. Tip: Bring insect repellent .. and shears, if ya got ’em
![Glendambo funny sign Australia](https://www.australiantimes.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Glendambo-funny-sign.jpg)
13. Our mate Craig is a really nice bloke. No, seriously. And he sure knows how to dazzle with his thongs
![craig notice date thongs](https://www.australiantimes.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/craig-notice-date-thongs.jpg)
14. Oh yeah, we got snakes. Big ones. They’re adorable
![funny australia sign snake](https://www.australiantimes.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/funny-australia-sign-snake.jpg)
15. Buckle up, baby – you are in for one helluva ride in Oz
![hunter sign humour](https://www.australiantimes.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/hunter-sign.jpg)
16. In Australia, every night is ladies night
![australia pub sign](https://www.australiantimes.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/australia-pub-sign.jpg)
17. And our chooks are fair dinkum ENOURMOUS … because they drink beer
![cassowary funny sign australia](https://www.australiantimes.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/cassowary-funny-sign-australia.jpg)
18. We love to shift the blame. So, who’s fault is that jumper?
![funny sign australia classic](https://www.australiantimes.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/funny-sign-australia-classic.jpg)
19. In Australia, jumping on the bed is a serious crime. So is clothesline swinging, by the way … if you are caught
![funny harvey norman bed sign australia](https://www.australiantimes.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/funny-harvey-norman-bed-sign-australia.jpg)
20. Because we don’t let them jump on beds …
![slow down kids bounce apex](https://www.australiantimes.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/slow-down-kids-bounce-apex.jpg)
Want to keep laughing? Take a look at the 10 slightly obscure fun facts about Australia here.